Let's meme this thing up

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Because I cannot resist a good poke'meme. Or a bad one even.
Just watch my favourites wildly change once Gen 6 comes out. For that matter, watch me include some of the few Gen 6 'mons that have been officially announced. You can't stop me, bwahahaha!
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Which Pokemon is your favorite...

Bug-Type: Scyther
Dark-Type: Umbreon
Dragon-Type: Noivern (Also known as the entire reason I'm including Gen 6 stuff. Badass bat wyvern is amazing.)
Electric-Type: Manectric
Fighting-Type: Lucario
Fire-Type: Arcanine
Fairy-Type (I already said I'd include Gen 6 stuff, so I gotta put it in, despite the lack of info.): Uh, so far? Spritzee, if only because it has a lot of promise as maybe a plague-doctor pokemon and it is pretty adorable in it's own right. Have to see how it goes once the game is released though.
Flying-Type: Swellow
Ghost-Type: Dusknoir
Grass-Type: Sceptile
Ground-Type: Nidoking
Ice-Type: Mamoswine
Normal-Type: Sawsbuck
Poison-Type: Scolipede
Psychic-Type: Metagross
Rock-Type: Tyranitar
Steel-Type: Magnezone
Water-Type: Carracosta

Which Pokemon do you think is...

... the cutest?: Mew. Call it childhood nostalgia bias.
... the coolest?: Noivern. Seriously, awesome addition to the pokemon roster. <3
... the prettiest/most beautiful?: Uh, Articuno.
... the ugliest/fugliest?: Garbodor is pretty gross.
... the most badass?: Manectric.
... the most awesome/best? (please pick only one): Gotta go with Manectric. Lightning wolf for the win.
... the lamest/worst? (please pick only one): Unown. Cool in movie-canon, pretty lame everywhere else.
... the grooviest (make of this what you will, just have Mirror B. in mind while answering)?: Isn't it spelled Miror B? Anyway, since you rigged the question like that, Ludicolo.
... the most awkward?: Stunfisk. Even it's in-game cry sounds like a fart.
... the most underappreciated?: Raticate. Each time I have used one, it has kicked ass.
... the most overrated?: Arceus? I mean, he's ridiculously overpowered, has a phenomenal move set and is probably the statistically best pokemon, but actually using him is overkill. It's like hiring an excavator to dig up a dandelion. It's just a boring choice to use on a team. Also, his design doesn't really do a lot for me.
... the craziest?: Sigilyph. Very cool concept, but trippy as balls to look at.
... the scariest?: Gastly/Haunter. Again, childhood bias from the old Red/Blue days, where you needed to use a sylph scope or else they were invincible.

Which Pokemon do you think would...

... be the most useful if it were real?: Suicune. Goodbye water shortage issues.
... be the least useful if it was real?: Dunsparse? At least you can use Unown to learn to read in english.
... be the most terrifying if it were real?: Electrode. A living bomb that's known to explode at the slightest stimulus and, according to the black and white pokedex, can float in the air if it's super-charged with electricity. Flying bombs that will explode if you look at them funny, no thanks.
... be the most hilarious if it were real?: Bidoof.
... make the world better if it were real?: Every pokemon ever? Seriously, the world would be so much cooler if we had pokemon, even the lame ones. *Sigh* Okay, since I can only choose one, Blissey. A pokemon who's job it is to run around and make sad people feel happy? I could certainly get behind that.
... make the world worse if it were real?: Rotom. Can you imagine what it'd be like to try and deal with a possessed stove or refrigerator? All it takes is for this ghost to get pissed off at you and then you'll have to deal with your own appliances making your life miserable.
... enslave the human race if it were real?: Jigglypuff. Always the pokemon you least expect.

If Pokemon were real, what would your team look like (please refrain from making a team of legendaries)?:

1. Arcanine (Fluffy giant ridable dog, yes please.)
2. Noivern (I believe I've made my stance on the awesomeness of this guy clear by now. Plus, I could theoretically fly around on a bat-wyvern whenever I needed to. Yes.)
3. Blissey (Happiness-inducing healing eggs! Nomnomnom.)
4. Manectric (Favourite pokemon bias. I don't have much more of a reason other than that.)
5. Umbreon (Looks huggable and is small enough to follow me pretty much everywhere, so I'll always have a 'mon around to keep me company. Also, great as an emergency light, or just a nightlight to read with whenever blackouts happen.)
6. Lucario (That Aura Sense would practically keep me safe from any person looking to cause ill-will. Also just a damned cool pokemon.)

I seem to have a team filled with a lot of dog-like pokemon. I am okay with this.
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